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An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control

Try an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie.

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

Linux and Amiga user also be sure to check out MindGuard.

(via Charlie's Diary)

Comments

THE ONLY WAY TO END MIND CONTROL IS TO KILL THE PEOPLE DOING IT. NO THEY WONT STOP. NOT UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD. NO ONE WILL HELP YOU. ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE. AS THE YEARS GO BUY YOUR BRAIL GETS MORE MUSH LIKE ALL THE TIME. KILL THEM NOW LATER YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO. YOU WERE SELECTED AS A HUMAN EXPERIMENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT PEOPLE. THE MIND CONTROL AGENT WAS SELECTED FOR HIS JOB BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST AFRAID TO DIE. KILL THEM NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN

how do you know if you are under mind control and what do you do if your family is under control, I am 14 years old and i have little freedom how do I protect myself?

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