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Get rich quick by creating a fad diet

When choosing the menu for your fad diet you will need your list of items that they have at the grocery store. Using this list, you must follow these rules:

• Serving sizes must be an incredibly small portion of an item that must be bought in bulk. Best if this item is useless for everyday consumption or spoils quickly.
  • 1/8 of a pound of ground pork.
  • One 1/8" slice of watermellon.
  • 1/4 cup of puffed rice.
  • Two teaspoons of un-milled barley.
  • 1 teaspoon of dark corn syrup.
  • 1/4 plaintain.
• Items must be repulsive (this is what nutritionists call an appetite suppresant). For repulsive items you can kick up your diet if you allow people to eat tons of it.
  • As many brussel sprouts as you want, they are a hidden source of carageenen!
  • 6 cans of popeye creamed spinach.
  • 12 oz of braized goat liver.
  • On Thursday eat all of the boiled plaintains you want, stuff yourself.