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=v= I used to work for an online greeting card company, and we would flog cards for every holiday imaginable. Including the Hallmark® holidays, even though they were our competitors. Somehow, though, I never found out until this year that May is National Masturbation Month.

In the spirit of the season, I'd like to direct your attention to a rebuttal of that widely-distributed photo which suggested that such activities kill kittens: Think of the Domo-kuns.

To be honest, I hadn't really given much thought to domo-kuns before now, knowing them not by name but only in their puported role as kitten-killing agents of God's wrath. Now that I've learned their names, I've spent much of this beautiful sunny day in May just looking at domo-kun websites that range from the very disorienting to the merely bizarre.

You, too, can have hours of indoor fun searching for domo-kuns.

(Kudos to Journeyman Onanist, who created the graphic and reminds us of the reason for the season.)