MemeMachineGo!

Citizens for a Murder-Free America needs you to support Precrime.

Precrime is a groundbreaking homicide prevention system developed by a team of technologists and crime specialists under the authority of the United States government. Unlike conventional law enforcement methods, Precrime never fails. This is because Precrime uses a revolutionary new technology called previsualization that allows police detectives to witness, verify and halt murders before they occur.

Law enforcement agencies have often used remote viewing and other precognitive technologies to aid them with the apprehension of criminals and the recovery of missing persons. The Precrime system marks the first time that these technologies have been placed at the center of a crime prevention system.

And in case one has any doubts, their fancy multimedia site assures one over and over: "It works."

(Via Memo to Myself)