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B-May on jury duty

posted by Zed on July 3 2002 09:33

I started reading B-May when he worked security for the olympics. More recently, he's on jury duty:

Other things jurors may not do:

~ Pay attention to the court clerk play PC solitaire, to the exclusion of testimony.
~ Lose yourself in trying to understand the Court Reporters crazy keyboard.
~ Laugh audibly at the unflattering caricature that Juror # 11 has drafted of Plaintiff's counsel.
~ Sneak into Family Court on breaks and listen to people fight over child support and alimony.

Reminiscent of Skippy's List of things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the military.

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Comments

christ on a crutch! i can't believe my random web-surfing has finally hit me below the belt. Skippy is funny, but he snores and ain't great in the sack. Trust me on this one.

Posted by mojo on July 3 2002 17:37

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