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Stalking my readership

You have been reading MemeMachineGo! since April 10. You read it on most weekdays, usually between 8 and 9 AM Pacific Time, pretty much always between 7 and 10, and rarely on weekends. You run Internet Explorer 5.01 on Windows 95. At least since May 20 you've been using IE's offline reading feature to automatically download MMG!; it comes immediately after Everlasting Blort.

At least through August 15 you had a DSL line with fixed IP through Pacifier Online, an ISP in Vancouver, WA (though the IP address changed after August 2). After August 16 your IP changed again (but I think it's still through Pacifier.)

Odds are you'll download this at around 8:30 this morning. You may not actually get around to looking at MMG! or the other things you download for offline reading, in which case this is all for naught.

But if you are reading this, then who are you?

(So I finally satisfied my curiousity as to why Everlasting Blort consistently shows up in my referrer logs despite having never yet had the good taste to link to MMG!.)

Comments

Oh, come on, for God's sake, answer the man! The rest of us are getting antsy about it!

He or she has been here every morning since, like clockwork. Looking more closely, I was wrong to imply that Everlasting Blort is always the previous site... there must be some sort of race condition introducing some variation.

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