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The Nativity will not be televised.

An English village school has banned parents from taking photos at its nativity play for fear the pictures will end up in the hands of paedophiles. Head teacher Sue Stokes wrote to parents instructing them not to bring cameras or videos to the play after school governors said modern technology meant pictures could be flashed around the world in seconds to be used by anyone. The school has refused to comment on the ban, ordered after a spate of investigations into paedophile activity, including the FBI's discovery of a 7,000 worldwide subscribers to a child porn site.

At first glimpse, I considered this ludicrous... what, is there some community of Nativity Play fetishists out there slavering to get Onanical over implied off-stage sex between a prepubescent Mary and the Holy Spirit?

And then I thought of all the actual communities of fetishists there are to be found on the Net.

And now I'm scared to look.

(Via Amorous Propensities)

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what, is there some community of Nativity Play fetishists out there slavering to get Onanical over implied off-stage sex between a prepubescent Mary and the Holy Spirit?

And if there is, why do we care?

Probably not, a couple of odd maniacs maybe. I remember skimming through a nutty Christian book (MasterCard is the AntiChrist's tool) in which the author confessed that she kept her Bibles spread out on her bed where her deceased husband used to sleep. Now that is pious, kinky and scary.

There are communities who are easily scared by any 'perversion' their imaginations can conjure up.

What the hell is this crap were is the child porn? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait a second i would like to say fuck you all of you CRISTIAN FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If i ofended you, GOOD! i still dont give a fuck.

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