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Thank to the wonders of legislation, meat from livestock fed non-organic feed magically becomes organic again if actual organic feed would have cost too much .

What a great idea. I mean, if they went to all the bother of pricing the difference, well, that shows they meant well, and that’s the most important part. That deserves full credit. I look forward to many more exciting applications of this reasoning.

“Oh, yes, this car is safe. It meets all federal standards for safety. “

“I heard their bumpers fell off.”

“Well, yes, but it would have cost more than twice as much to keep them on, so it still satisfies the standards.”

(Via Vegan Porn )