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The Cheap Seats

Defective yeti flies cheap :

They didn’t even have meals on the flights — you had to buy your own $9 ham sandwich at the airport commissary and bring it on board with you. During the preflight instructions I expected the stewardess to say that, in the event of a sudden depressurization of the cabin, an air mask would drop from the overhead compartment, and all you would need to do is swipe a major credit card through the reader in your armrest to purchase 3 minutes of oxygen for only $10.

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Sometimes I get indignant at airlines that don't serve you meals -- like, we're paying all this money to sit in a little tin can for several hours and they won't even have the courtesy to feed us?

But then I think of the quality of the meals themselves, and hey, you knew it was a bargain airline when you bought the ticket. If you're aware that there's no in-flight meal service, why not pack a nice meal ahead of time? You can certainly do better for less money than the airline would.

At any rate, for the past few years I've always packed a couple of cans of Coke in my carry-on bag. The question of meals aside, the prospect of being trapped for six hours with only Pepsi products to drink is too horrible to contemplate.

It would be nice if you could bring your own food, but they'd take it to the microwave for you. And of course, provide a fork and knife if you needed one, since you can't bring your own.

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