=v= Apparently the "72 doe-eyed virgins" that supposedly motivated al-Qaeda terrorists is a mistranslation. According to an article in the Guardian (U.K.), the paradisial afterlife of sensual pleasures features not dark-eyed virgins, but white raisins.
One it tempted to make a horribly contrived joke about "Extra Virgin" olive oils in paradise and Popeye converting to Islam, but one will instead be the very model of restraint.
P.S.: The Guardian article is uncredited, so for all I know, they heard it through the grapevine.