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Jaysus, Britney, and Joseph!

posted by Jym on January 6 2004 13:56

=v= Nobody's tired of news about Britney Spears yet, right? Well, her website has this most triumphantly non-heinous quote:

"There is only one Madonna — and there will always only be one. My goal is to have a career that is equally as special."
  — Britney Spears

Excellent! I can't wait until the tabloids start reporting Blessed Virgin Britney sightings in the skies over Fatima! But when will the Pope return my calls about the Britney I saw in a tortilla?

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There can only be one ... !

(Coming soon, the climactic battle between Britney and Madonna. Which one will sever the other's head?)

Posted by Alan Bostick on January 8 2004 11:10

=v= Look, we already have a Britney Spears miracle, from about two years ago: her music has averted a plague of wild boars in Germany:

"Madonna didn't work too well, Robbie Williams was a dead loss but they can't stand Britney Spears. When I switch on 'Oops!...I Did It Again,' or 'I'm Not That Innocent,' the pigs come snorting out and running for the woods."

Posted by Jym on January 8 2004 14:46

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