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Should I get a biology Ph.D.?

posted by Zed on February 3 2004 23:49

Consider carefully:

A stray dog has been killed by a car in front of your house.
a. You call the police and the ASPCA, and tell them to track down the criminals who did this.
b. You call the streets department and ask them to pick up the carcass.
c. You grab your shovel and bury the poor creature in the garden.
d. You snap on your latex gloves, grab a butcher knife and pair of pliers, and take it down the basement, where your family knows not to disturb you.

(Via Making Light )

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