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Infidelity, 21st Century Style

Video phones to facilitate lying :

If the technology succeeds, a special setting will allow owners of 3G phones to select the background of their choice before answering a call. The breakthrough might allow a husband who is in a bar to answer the call with a photograph of the office in the background. Alternatively, a wife who wants her husband to believe she is at home would be able to project an image of the living room as a backdrop at the flick of a switch. While the foreground image of the phone owner would be live video, the background would remain static - meaning users would have to be careful not to capture any out-of-date calendars in the background image.

“Honey — that stapler on the desk behind you. Could you please pick it up and hold it in front of you?”

Comments

This is great! Now I just need to figure out how to explain why it sounds like there are drunken pool players in the next cubicle.

=v= Al Jaffe invented this idea in MAD magazine back in the 1970s.

I have put this peanut butter together with chocolate, on my blog.

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