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Palm-reading from the other direction

=v= This psychic "reads" breasts to divine the future. One has to wonder about the strategy of publicizing such a service as an anonymous poster in the "men seeking women" section of craig[no apostrophe]slist, though.

Mr. Anonymous Breastreader would do well to emulate the clever marketing strategy of fellow feelup artist Ulf Buck, a blind psychic who "reads" buttocks (which he says are "more intense" than palms — no argument there). Buck had worldwide newswires publicize his special talents.

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