MemeMachineGo!

You remember Real Ultimate Power, the Official Ninja Webpage.

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.


2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.


3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Well, Robert’s got a book out.

Basic reasons why you should buy REAL Ultimate Power—The Official Ninja Book.

1. It will teach you about ninjas.


2. Ninjas are awesome.

Basic reasons why you shouldn’t buy REAL Ultimate Power—the Official Ninja Book

1. You’re a moron.


2. You’re an idiot.

And to publicize his book, it looks like he’s made up this story about it being banned in Nebraska.

The incident occurred at Carol Miller’s Nebraska home on Friday. According to Ms. Miller, her two sons, Mathew, 13, and Zachariah, 15, had obtained a copy from the bookstore and were “diddling around with it in the living room.” As they were doing so, Miller states that the boys became “rambunctious and uncontrollable” and excited their family dog to jump up and bite their baby brother’s lip.

This is supposedly an AP story, yet doesn’t seem to exist anywhere other personal web page at UCLA imitating a copy of an MSNBC story. And it doesn’t appear in searches on MSNBC. And it has typos. And it looks suspiciously like an ad for Robert and Real Ultimate Power.

But it still works as free publicity — heck, I’m commenting on it in public right now.