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My Pet Goat

The children’s book that Bush continued to read for 7 minutes after being told about a plane hitting the WTC was My Pet Goat. Check out its Amazon reviews.

I just couldn’t put it down! Certainly much more interesting than Richard Clarke’s memo of August 6, 2001 entitled “Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States”.

Why, hell! Clarke didn’t include any illustrated pop-ups!

(Via Xoverboard)

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The pet goat

By dubya suess

My favorite book is The Pet Goat
It’s the best that has been wrote.

I have read it on a train
In a car and on a plane.
While in England, France and Spain.
In the snow and sleet and rain.

I have read it on a boat
I read it while New York was smote.
Played my part as if by rote.
Just like the time I stole the vote.

I still read it every day.
Right before I sit and pray.
After that it’s time to play!
18 holes! Hip hip hooray!

I think that you will like this book
Go ahead now, take a look!

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