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On Monday I wrote

Now, if the terrorists want Bush out, and a terrorist attack would delay the election, potentially keeping Bush in, then just exactly who would benefit from a terrorist attack prior to the election?

On Tuesday, Paul Krugman imagined an updating of The Manchurian Candidate, The Arabian Candidate.

In the original version of “The Manchurian Candidate,” Senator John Iselin, whom Chinese agents are plotting to put in the White House, is a right-wing demagogue modeled on Senator Joseph McCarthy. As Roger Ebert wrote, the plan is to “use anticommunist hysteria as a cover for a communist takeover.”

The movie doesn’t say what Iselin would have done if the plot had succeeded. Presumably, however, he wouldn’t have openly turned traitor. Instead, he would have used his position to undermine national security, while posing as America’s staunchest defender against communist evil.

So let’s imagine an update — not the remake with Denzel Washington, which I haven’t seen, but my own version. This time the enemies would be Islamic fanatics, who install as their puppet president a demagogue who poses as the nation’s defender against terrorist evildoers.

The Arabian candidate wouldn’t openly help terrorists. Instead, he would serve their cause while pretending to be their enemy.

After an attack, he would strike back at the terrorist base, a necessary action to preserve his image of toughness, but botch the follow-up, allowing the terrorist leaders to escape. Once the public’s attention shifted, he would systematically squander the military victory: committing too few soldiers, reneging on promises of economic aid. Soon, warlords would once again rule most of the country, the heroin trade would be booming, and terrorist allies would make a comeback.

Meanwhile, he would lead America into a war against a country that posed no imminent threat. He would insinuate, without saying anything literally false, that it was somehow responsible for the terrorist attack. This unnecessary war would alienate our allies and tie down a large part of our military. At the same time, the Arabian candidate would neglect the pursuit of those who attacked us, and do nothing about regimes that really shelter anti-American terrorists and really are building nuclear weapons.

Read the whole thing — it’s good.

Also on Tuesday, Aaron Swartz wrote a thematically similar entry in his blog.

The argument of Bush fans seems to be this: I like Bush. I don’t like bin Laden. Therefore bin Laden must not like Bush. But the objective facts seem to paint a different story: al-Qaeda loves Bush.

I’ve just got my finger on the pulse of disgruntled Bush opponents, or something.