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You should not be a zombie dragon, powerful in life, unstoppable in death

posted by Zed on July 11 2004 12:44

Best personal ad ever.

I weigh approximately 175 pounds (subject to g = 9.8 m/ss), and am neither a dragon nor a pinata. […] You should like words, science, and video games. But you shouldn’t be ugly either. Or male. Or a zombie dragon, powerful in life, unstoppable in death.

Go read the rest. It has illustrations. And a flow chart.

I hope this guy is getting laid like a rock star.

(Another link shamelessly lifted from Discordian Research Technology News)

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Comments

At the very least I hope he's weeding out the zombie dragons. Just another of the many hazards of modern dating.

Posted by Jimcat on July 12 2004 08:24

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