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Typewriter man

Here’s a great Atlantic article from 1997 on Martin Tytell, typewriter wizard.

There he received his hardest job of the war — a rush request to convert typewriters to twenty-one different languages of Asia and the South Pacific. Many of the languages he had never heard of before. The War Department wanted to provide airmen, in case they were shot down, with survival kits that included messages on silk in the languages of people they were likely to meet on the ground. Morale Services found native speakers and scholars to help with the languages. Martin obtained the type and did the soldering and the keyboards. The implications of the work and its difficulty brought him to near collapse, but he completed it with only one mistake: on the Burmese typewriter he put a letter on upside down. Years later, after he had discovered his error, he told the language professor he had worked with that he would fix that letter on the professor’s Burmese typewriter. The professor said not to bother; in the intervening years, as a result of typewriters copied from Martin’s original, that upside-down letter had been accepted in Burma as proper typewriter style.

Integer sequences

Today I had use for the On-Line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences.

ID Number: A000108 (Formerly M1459 and N0577)

URL: http://www.research.att.com/projects/OEIS?Anum=A000108

Sequence: 1,1,2,5,14,42,132,429,1430,4862,16796,58786,208012,742900,
2674440,9694845,35357670,129644790,477638700,1767263190,
6564120420,24466267020,91482563640,343059613650,
1289904147324

Name: Catalan numbers: C(n) = binomial(2n,n)/(n+1) = (2n)!/(n!(n+1)!). Also called Segner numbers.

Comments: Schroeder’s first problem. A very large number of combinatorial interpretations are known - see references, esp. Stanley Volume 2.

Number of ways to insert n pairs of parentheses in a word of n+1 letters. E.g. for n=3 there are 5 ways: ((ab)(cd)), (((ab)c)d), ((a(bc))d),

(a((bc)d)), (a(b(cd)).



Shifts one place left when convolved with itself.



For n >= 1 a(n) is also the number of rooted bicolored unicelluar maps

of genus 0 on n edges. - Ahmed Fares (ahmedfares(AT)my-deja.com), Aug

15 2001



Ways of joining 2n points on a circle to form n nonintersecting chords.

It makes me happy that that’s out there. For more fun, look up the terms, e.g., Catalan Numbers, on MathWorld.

Who remixes the Watchmen?

Yet another example of something I submitted to Boing Boing without actually posting to my own blog. Something Awful does terrible things with Watchmen.

Another compare and contrast

Pat McCurdy, songwriter, in “God”:

God loves capitalists more than communists.
God loves fundamentalists more than Methodists.
God loves Americans more than Canadians.
God loves nuclear power

God loves the stars and stripes.
God loves Handi-Wipes, thinks they’re so convenient.
God knows where the yellow went.
God has a VCR.
John Wayne is the biggest star, up in the Ivory Tower.

God doesn’t love the Pope.
God likes Pepsi more than Coke.
He won’t drive a Subaru or a BMW.
God packs a magnum for protection not for fun.
God says make my day.

God votes Republican, the only way to get things done.
God loves makin’ dough, don’t like payin’ taxes though.
God loves Disneyland, loves a man to be a man.
God loves the USA.

God loves democracy more than aristocracy.
God hates Iraqians, Russians, Jews and Libyans
(And anyone else who isn’t a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant).
God is good, God is great.
God don’t like the welfare state
(He hates Sweden).
God drives a Chevrolet.

God made petroleum to make my Winnebago run.
God made plants and trees.
We can waste them as we please.
God loves the strong and tall.
God loves white folks most of all.
God loves the USA.
God loves the USA.
God loves the USA.
He told me personally, and I know what God likes

Chuck Hagel, Nebraska Senator, Leon Mosley, acting Republican chairman for Iowa, at the RNC:

“Let’s remember what’s paramount in our life: God … This is the GOP: God’s Official Party.”

(Last link via Amygdala)

Don't cross the equator with your monitor

Far out. If you flush your CRT monitor on the other side of the equator, it goes in the opposite direction.

The monitor you are using with your computer may be affected by which hemisphere of the earth you are in. The Northern and Southern hemispheres of the earth have different magnetic fields, each pulling toward its respective pole. Monitors with cathode ray tubes, which are the majority of desktop monitors in use today, are manufactured specifically for which hemisphere they are going to be used in. CRT monitors work by moving electron beams back and forth behind the screen, and the earth’s magnetic fields act on the electron beams, pulling them toward the field. A monitor calibrated for the Northern hemisphere can still be used in the Southern hemisphere, but the colors and the image would be slightly skewed. Most major monitor manufacturers give users the controls to manually adjust the image.

Cool things

Some miscellaneous things I’ve heard of lately and thought were cool:

gmailfs lets you use your gmail account as a storage device.

In the “Well, that’s counter-intuitive” department, Sony has developed a new black projector screen. It only reflects the pure red, blue, and green frequencies of a video projector, which results in a better picture than a white screen that’s reflecting everything, including ambient light. (I figure some time in the next several years, I’ll get a video projector, skipping all these large-screen TV interim measures… but I’m in no hurry.)

Is your computer noisy? There are now silent, fanless computers — they have aluminum cooling fins all down both sides (and aren’t the highest-powered machines around — but not many people actually have much use for a high-end machine.)

Lifestyle Change

I’ve been unemployed for a while.

I just accepted a position as a staff programmer for a certain large academic institution here in Berkeley.

Things are going to be very different.

Top Scientists

From The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension:

Perfect Tommy: Emilio Lizardo. Wasn’t he on TV once?
Buckaroo Banzai: You’re thinking of Mr. Wizard.
Reno: Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist, dumbkopf.
Perfect Tommy: So was Mr. Wizard.

The British Association for the Advancement of Science announces its list of top TV scientists.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker defeated Dr. Strangelove, Dana Scully of “X Files” fame and Star Trek’s Mr. Spock to be voted Britain’s favorite screen scientists.[…]

“They are accessible, humorous and occasionally blow each other up,” said Roland Jackson, of the British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA). […] “They’re the kind of scientists you would like to be but never quite dared to,” said Alan Slater, a scientist at the University of Exeter in southwestern England.

The Coriolis force attracts mythology

During my last summer in New Jersey, I audited an astronomy course at Rutgers. While explaining the Coriolis force, the professor told a great story. He said that there was a WW I naval battle in the Southern Hemisphere in which the Germans beat the British because their engineers were more farsighted. The Brits’ gunsights were designed to correct for the Coriolis force in the Northern Hemisphere only — in the Southern Hemisphere it put their shots even further off the mark. The Germans’ gunsights, on the other hand, could be switched to compensate for the reversed effects of the Coriolis force in the Southern Hemisphere.

If you search the web, you’ll find several references to this anecdote, with variations.

The Goddard Space Flight Center Question of the Week:

In World War I, during a naval battle near the Falkland Islands (off the east coast of South America, about 52 degrees south latitude) between the German and British Navy, British gunners were surprised to see their salvos falling 100 yards to the left of the German ships. The engineers who designed the sighting mechanisms were well aware of the Coriolis deflection and had carefully considered it, however, they neglected the fact that not all sea battles occur in the Northern Hemisphere. Thus, during the engagement, the initial British shots fell at a distance from the targets equal to twice the Coriolis deflection.

The Weather Notebook:

During an embarrassing battle in World War I, British battle cruisers engaged two German warships, at a range of nearly ten miles, near the Falkland Islands, but forgot to reverse their Coriolis correction. The British gunners at first couldn’t figure out why their artillery was falling astray. They had adjusted the guns. But instead of setting them off to the right to account for the left turn of the Coriolis force in the southern hemisphere, they set them off target to the left, like they did in the northern hemisphere. So, the missiles ended up missing two times more than had they not made any adjustments.. Ultimately, the British eventually won the battle with about sixty direct hits, but not before more than a thousand shells had fallen into the ocean.

PBS TeacherSource:

This discussion all seems very dry and academic. It was all too real and deadly in the World War I naval battle near the Falkland Islands. This engagement between British and German fleets occurred at about 50 degrees, southern latitude. The guns were calibrated for northern latitudes. It would seem that the great powers at that time never expected a large-scale naval engagement to occur outside of European waters.

And more. This site cites Classical Dynamics of Particles and Systems as a source for this story. This one credits The Flying Circus of Physics.

Today, at the San Francisco Public Library, I looked at Geoffrey Bennett’s Coronel and the Falklands and Naval Battles of the First World War. There were two important Southern Hemisphere naval battles in WW I — the Germans won near Coronel, Chile on November 1, 1914. The British dispatched more ships, and beat the Germans near the Falklands on December 8.

There are myriad references to these battles on the web.

Not one of them mentions the Coriolis force, or shells mysteriously missing their targets. Neither do Bennett’s books. All of them agree that in both battles, both sides were doing damage to each other as soon as they were in range. In fact, the only references to the Brits’ failing to correct for the Coriolis force I can find are in physics lessons by Americans.

I suppose someone asserted it at some point and it was such a great story that it stuck with people (as it did with me.) And it’s been propagated without anyone bothering to check it.

These lessons consistently go to pains to debunk the myth that water flushes in opposite directions on opposite sides of the equator due to the Coriolis force. And in accord with some sort of conservation of myth principle, they substitute another.

Hi, Mom!

=v= I realize I've been AWOL lately. Not quite so much as the Deserter-in-Chief, mind you, but ...

I believe my Bikes Not Bombs site will give you some idea of what I've been up to. Oh, and then there was also that reunion with a special someone (these things can be awkward, you know). Incidentally, she's been kicking ass on both coasts.

So yeah, I haven't been blogging lately.

Life according to Ask MeFi

Ask Metafilter dares to address one of the most crucial questions in geek culture: Is there a way to gently steer someone away from constant Simpsons or Monty Python quoting?

Plus, the Aliens series explicated:

Alien: Sigourney Weaver’s hot
Aliens: Sigourney Weaver’s a badass
AliensAliensAliens: Sigourney Weaver needs cash
Alien Resurrection: Sigourney Weaver needs a better agent

This would be more shapely if I had a 3d item, but I don’t. Deal.

Die, Mouse, Die!

In my book, one of the crimes against humanity the Macintosh design team has to answer for is their role in convincing the world that using a mouse is somehow inherently more friendly than using keyboard commands… which has helped lead us to a world full of applications requiring constantly reaching for the mouse because there’s no alternative.

Little surprise, then, that my window manager of choice under Linux has become Ratpoison. This Linux.com article describes it as a command-line interface for the X Window System — it’s entirely keyboard driven. The only Ratpoison interaction with the mouse is a keyboard command to banish the mouse’s cursor to the corner of the screen. (It doesn’t interfere with applications’ interactions with the mouse, of course.)

My feelings on the subject may seem a little extreme, but, well, I had a crippling repetitive stress injury and the mouse is a contributor to RSIs.

There’s a learning curve, but keyboard commands can save time and effort. There are some things a mouse can do better, but a lot of the things they’re used for are not among them.

See also Windows Keyboard Shortcuts, Firefox keyboard shortcuts and Mozilla keyconfig extension, Opera’s keyboard shortcuts (Opera really shines here.)

(For brevity’s sake, I’ve used “mouse” synecdochically for “pointing device” — I use a trackball, myself, which is generally better.)

The Stalin in the Soul

The eXile on Censorship:

The other sort of censorship is harder to spot and much more cruel. It’s a matter of which stories get told or noticed in the first place, rather than fussing about the language in which they get told. Put it this way: how many things happened yesterday? and how many of those things made the nightly news? For starters, you probably didn’t. Yup, if you’re reading the eXile, it’s a good bet that nothing you did or ever will do made the news.

Your story is just too depressing. To make the news, your story has to be one of the consoling lies that a culture, any culture, tells itself to make the ordinary suckers’ lives seem bearable to them. If your bike is rearended at a stoplight and you spend the rest of your life tetraplegic, it’s not going to be on the news. It’s a big story to you, and it’s the kind of story total strangers enjoy hearing, if only out of morbid curiosity, but it won’t make the news. It’s too true. It’s not an exception.

But if you suddenly regain the ability to walk after years of lying there paralyzed, that’s news. The TV crews will film your every wobble. Not just because it’s unusual, but because it’s a consoling lie. Don’t think so? Try calling those same news crews a few months later, when you slip back into paralysis. See how many of them show up to film that big story.

Outlaw necrophilia...

and only outlaws will have necrophilia.

Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia.

Bad timing

I lived fairly frugally while unemployed. This is no play for pity — I still had a comfy life. But I wasn’t buying much stuff. Pretty much any purchase that could be put off was put off.

Months ago, I wore out my Kryptonite Evolution 3000. It turns out the whole thing depends on two little springs to move the bolt… if they fatigue, it’s useless. So I fell back on my Quadrachain.

Its square links are more difficult to get a cutting angle on than rounded links. A threefoot version, with built-in padlock, costs about $95. The saleslady at Eddie’s Bike Shop, on Amsterdam Avenue, calls it an “overnight” lock. “Nobody’s figured out how to break it,” she says. “Yet.”

The Quadrachain is as secure as they come, but it’s heavy: almost 7 lbs. That’s enough to really feel the difference while riding. So I was looking forward to the day when I could justify getting a nice lightweight, but secure, Kryptonite Evolution 2000. After I accepted my new job, it’s the first thing I went out and bought.

If you’re at all connected to the bike world, or if you read a lot of blogs, you know where this is going. It turns out that a Bic pen is, well, kryponite to Kryptonite cylindrical locks. That includes the lock on my brand new Evolution 2000.

So I’m back to the Quadrachain. If you’re looking to replace your Evolution 2000 (and you should be) here’s a low-cost alternative.

Here’s the recipe for my home-made case hardened chain with shielded pad-lock:

Find a good hardware store or metal yard and ask for some Cambell Security Chain. This stuff is 3/8” thick made from Boron-alloyed steel and is Case-Hardened. It is almost impossible to cut—it destroys the jaws of bolt-cutters. You can get through it with a torch or diamond grinder but it takes a while. Ask the hardware store clerks if they can cut it a little shorter for you—if they say YES, then this is not the right chain. You want them to say “NO, we just sell it in pre-cut lengths.” It sells for $5.00 to $7.50 a foot, depending on whether you buy it from a steel yard or a hardware store.

You will want two to three feet. Two feet is a snug fit through the frame and wheels around a parking meter. This is the same size as a medium-sized U-Lock. Two and a half feet is perfect. Three feet leaves you a little room to manoeuvre with so you can lock to big light poles or lock-up a friend’s bike with yours when you’re out on a date—this is a very gallant touch.

Slip your chain into something to protect the finish of your frame. I stretched one chain into a snug innertube. While it was a lot of work it did only take 15 minutes and I had plenty of useless innertubes around. It would have taken longer to pedal to a hardware store to get something else to put it in. Heat-shrink tubing also works great to house the chain. You could sew a cover from some tough cloth you have around or wrap the chain in duct tape. Whatever you do will work.

Now get a lock. There are a lot to choose from. I suggest a lock with a case-hardened and shielded hasp. Abus, American and Master make these and they are all excellent locks. The ABUS DISCUS 40 sells for around $17.00. The AMERICAN 5300 is the toughest and heaviest and sells for around $30.00. I chose the MASTER LOCK 37-D because it is used by the military for high-security applications. It costs less than $11.99 and it looks mean and ugly.

Total weight for a three foot length of chain and Master lock is 4 7/8 lbs, total cost $33.00

Kryptonite promises to announce the details of a replacement program this Wednesday.

Sky Captain

I’d really been looking forward to Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. What a great idea — bringing modern big budget special effects to an homage to science fiction movie serials! So I rushed right out to a matinee on Saturday.

It’s too late for me, but perhaps not for you. Sky Captain is two hours of your life you’ll never get back. This movie makes the Matrix movies and Tim Burton’s Batman look like triumphs of substance over style.

There are some great visuals, but nothing else. I expected stock characters — the poster had might as well have captioned Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow with “square-jawed hero” and “plucky girl reporter.” I expected a silly adventure story.

But I also expected something I could care about enough to suspend disbelief. And despite that I wanted to like this movie… I didn’t.

Wait for the video and fast-forward through all the parts where people say anything. Just watch the action sequences. It’ll be much better that way.

It's very clear, our love is here to stay. Not for a year, but forever and a day…

My new hero:

“I got freedom of speech! And GOD TELLS ME THAT THE GAY DEVILS ARE CONTROLLING NEW YORK.

Me: (standing up) “If you do not cease and desist fouling the air with homophobia, I must sing…SHOW TUNES.

(Via Lactose Incompetent)

When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.

I just learned The Tao of Computing is on-line.

Something mysterious is formed, born in the silent void. Waiting alone and unmoving, it is at once still and yet in constant motion. It is the source of all programs. I do not know its name, so I will call it the Tao of Programming.

If the Tao is great, then the operating system is great.
If the operating system is great, then the compiler is great.
If the compiler is great, then the application is great.
The user is pleased, and there is harmony in the world.