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Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 2004

Hunter S. Thompson has made his endorsement, and he’s come out for… Nixon?

Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for — but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him. You bet. Richard Nixon would be my Man. He was a crook and a creep and a gin-sot, but on some nights, when he would get hammered and wander around in the streets, he was fun to hang out with. He would wear a silk sweat suit and pull a stocking down over his face so nobody could recognize him. Then we would get in a cab and cruise down to the Watergate Hotel, just for laughs.

Life imitates Transmetropolitan and may God help us all.

Comments

I read a while back that Nixon enjoyed getting bombed on expensive wine. In that respect, if nothing else, he was my kind of guy.

Saw that piece, too, and the scary thing is, as usual i agree with Thompson. My half a century of life was worth it, but if i'd known as a young adult that in 2004 we'd be saddled with someone vastly worse than Nixon, how could i find the courage to soldier on? And my poor old brain always processes Spider Jerusalem as HST.

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