Kitty Porn
So I called Pocahontas over to look at these dozens of pictures of adorable kittens. We were oohing and aahing and oh-so-cuting, when there was this mournful meow at my office door — one of our cats, Pepper. He’s part Siamese and does mournful really well.
“Another Internet porn widow,” I said, “pining for affection, but being ignored while we look at younger, cuter cats on-line.”
I was joking, but Pocahontas really did feel bad that we were neglecting our real, live cats for pictures of cats on the net, and she never did finish looking at the pictures on that page.
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