The "How to Have Dungeons and Dragons Themed Sex" Guide
this morning, while joking around with my girlfriend, i referred to my “male implement” as a “wand of fucking +2,” and proceeded to request that she make a saving throw against orgasm. she immediately lashed out at me, stating that if i ever attempted to mix our sex life and dungeons and dragons ever again, there’d be hell to pay - and not the kind of hell that you get to ever have sex with ever again. this all got me to thinking - maybe her reaction to d+d-themed sex was simply caused by inexperience in the field?
Heh heh heh. I did actually have all the D&D tables memorized at one point in my life. The time I stopped playing D&D was right around the time I started dating. But to this day I'm not sure which was the cause and which the effect.
Posted by Jimcat on January 26 2005 05:36
There'd better not be any dodecahedrons lurking in our bedroom, Mister!
Posted by Pocahontas on January 26 2005 12:23