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Turn the Other Cheek

My fellow born-again moral Americans:

=v= In our ongoing efforts to make this a more Scriptural nation, we invite everyone to Turn The Other Cheek this Thursday. I know we're all upset that crosses have been banned from the Inaugural Charade route, but at least we can abide by the words of Jesus (W's "favorite philosopher").

Bicycles have also been banned, so while Critical Mass must keep its distance, Critical Ass can take the front row.

(Artwork by Mighty Jim Swanson)

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