MemeMachineGo!

A couple of bloggers representing themselves as Hollywood producers or agents or something are blogging query letters they’ve received, purportedly. (Given how rampant accusations of intellectual theft are in Hollywood, and how much litigation has resulted, I have my doubts anyone would want to expose themselves to this much liability.)

Many sound unpromising in the extreme.

A strange event has just occurred on the level of the planet ground, this event is of a width such as the human spirit cannot support it. A violent one seism of an incredible intensity has just struck our planet ground and caused the division of the planet ground in two planets. America planet = all the American continent. Planet ground = the rest of the world. And veiled the people of two planets are called has to live in spite of them another destiny a dubious future.

But, y’know, the occasional one sounds like it could be better than most of what does get made… if it were done just right (yes, a rather large ‘if.’)

An unscrupulous divorce lawyer sends out fake love letters to drum up business inadvertently saving many shocked recipients’ marriages.

(Via Making Light)