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Contest of Champions has the answers to the age-old comics geek question: if X and Y got in a fight, who’d win? For instance, Dr. Strange vs. John Constantine:

DS: By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth, none such as you shall—-
JC: The hairy hoardes of what? And look —- not to be rude or anything, mate, but what have you got on?
DS: (Looks down at his attire: the cape with the upswept collar, the black leg tights, the flared gloves, etc.) What?
JC: Jesus, it’s wanks like you that give this profession a bad name. You look like a frigging ringmaster for a particularly poncey sort of carnival, don’t you?

(via Neilalien)