Crisis
At a press conference earlier today, Ken Mehlman, chairman of the The Republican National Committee, announced “Crisis on US’s Earth,” an ambitious, year-long initiative to address the multitude of continuity errors George Bush and the Republicans in Congress have introduced into the GOP Universe. […]
Industries insiders say that the overhaul was precipitated by Bush’s increasingly reliance on “parallel universes” (such as the one where voters gave him a mandate in 2004) and “imaginary stories” (such as Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction). The Iraq war has been particularly vexing for Republicans, with no less that three “origin stories” (WMDs, liberation, democracy promotion), each of which is considered canonical.
I should just give up and add a “Recent Defective Yeti Posts” sidebar.
(If you didn’t get this, all is explained.)
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