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=v= Two dogs meet each other in the park. They have humans leashed to them, and as the dogs swap a little friendly spit, the humans smile. The dogs move on to butt-sniffing, which prompts the humans to tilt their bodies away at awkward angles, and start to speak, as if to change the subject.

Except what they talk about is what they feed their dogs. This is essentially the same conversation the dogs are having.

The humans discuss their philosophies of feeding and eating, and then segue into the topic of their own diets. Sensing that this could be a preamble to more butt-sniffing, your humble narrator decides that this is a good time to exit the scene.