Avoiding Ugly Erections
=v= I figured it was safe to move to NYC because Donald Trump had been out of the news for a while. Then that stupid teevee show started up and ruined everything. Well, not quite everything, because as long as he's on teevee (and in the tabloids), he seems not to be sullying the City's skyline with his grotesque erections anymore. I guess that's A Good Thing.
Speaking of which, this particular black hole of tastelessness has sucked in none other than Martha Stewart. Once an exponent of good taste, she's got a show of her own in the same franchise! (Yes, I'm out of the loop when it comes to teevee, but I'm now aware that the season and this show started weeks ago and this is old news.)
It's all too much for my aesthetic compass. I dunno if I can take the hairpiece and others' ugly erections anymore. Maybe it's time to move back to San Francisco.
Or maybe not.
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