"Takes the WTF Cake"
=v= This wacky universe of ours has horked up a sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. But wait, it gets worse better:
... The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.
"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval [sic], compliment [sic] a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.
The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward ....
This is currently being exhibited in a gallery in Brooklyn, and the creator is looking for an appropriate location to install it outdoors. Because, you know, if there's one thing Brooklyn needs it's a tribute to a white, goyish, aggressively mediocre singer for not having an abortion.
(Not via Hip Mama, though I couldn't resist ganking their title.)
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