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Stephen Colbert is my new hero. If you read any other blogs, you’ve probably already heard about his performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner. (Video: part 1 2 3, transcript.)

My name is Stephen Colbert and it’s my privilege tonight to celebrate our president. He’s no so different, he and I. We get it. We’re not brainiacs [my correction; the transcript, bizarrely, had ‘brain backs’ — Zed] on the nerd patrol. We’re not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That’s where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say I did look it up, and that’s not true. That’s but you looked it up in a book.

Next time look it up in your gut. I did. […]

Now, I know there’s some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.” And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

Naturally, the media, with its well-known liberal bias, is… ignoring it.

It’s insane journalism not to write about Colbert’s appearance. It’s the main event. Like it or hate it, it’s the thing to talk about. You have to CHOOSE to focus on the lightweight entertainment that preceded it.

The right wing blogs are saying Colbert bombed, and in some ways that’s not wrong, the gathered audience wanted and expected something lighter - but that’s what makes the appearance so startling. It’s very witty when you read the text; but actuality as Colbert says these things to the President’s face, it’s very uncomfortable. Watching it, It’s like Hamlet forcing King Claudius to watch the play that accuses him of murder. Or it’s like a man asked to be Court Jester who shows up and tells the king exactly what’s wrong with him, and gets out of the building before they can behead him. (Why do I keep having “king” examples, lol. No reason, I’m sure.)

Colbert’s was a brave and shocking performance. And for the media to pretend it isn’t newsworthy is a total bafflement. And a symbol of how shoddy and suspect the media is.

I’d been thinking of sending Colbert fan mail. Someone has set up ThankYouStephenColbert.com expressly for that purpose. 22,000 thank yous and counting.