Catching up
The Good News Ministries’ Prayer Room lets one submit prayer requests. Fundies say the darndest things shares this one. (Via Sore Eyes)
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
I still can’t decide whether it’s a prank.
Defective Yeti noted (two weeks ago when it was actually timely):
Today Bush attended a a study group; next week he’ll be going to Vietnam. Maybe he’s having a midlife crisis or something, and frantically trying to do all those things he didn’t do as a youth.
Jack Chick of Earth-616: Galactus is Coming!
M w/ male voices in my head, seeking F counterpart w/ female voices:
25 y/o male, with the misfortune of hearing only male voices. Not a single woman upstairs. We make great conversation but can only take so much of each other, and none of us clean up. Ideally seeking my female counterpart in the mirror situation. Please have between 3 and 6 female voices (not counting THE ONE). Only people in control of their voices please, the last thing I need is someone who lets the lessers drive. If you respond to this please don’t do so as one of your subs. I want THE ONES to match first and then we can slowly introduce our subs to eachother if it seems to work out. Prefer to meet around Motor Parkway in the region where it is south of the LIE. Please do not respond asking me if I’m the keymaster, because ha ha very funny I’ve heard that before. Yes I saw that movie too, thank you, you are very witty. OK! LEts do this. Motor Parkway, female voices. P.S. Please meet a standard level of hygiene.
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