Pheromones
Last night in funk aerobics class, a woman mistook my (used) towel for hers, and wiped herself off with it. I pointed this out to her, and she apologized and promptly replaced both our towels. After class, not realizing I was in earshot, I heard her complaining to someone about how totally disgusted she was.
Yeah, right. She just found herself unable to resist my pheromones. And now that she's marked, there's no hope for her.
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