MemeMachineGo!

Theradate:

You are an intelligent, verbal, achievement-oriented person using therapy to improve your life. You are interested in your behavior and how it impacts others. It's time for you to meet someone with this same outlook on life.

Our TheraDate^SM therapists are specifically focused on helping our patients and other therapists' patients truly connect with each other. Eighty years of research, information from your therapist — and your prospective partner's — therapist, and a team of experienced psychotherapists are what make TheraDate unique.

Our TheraDate process is unfair. We stack the deck in your favor — like no one else ever has — to help you find the right life partner. If you are serious about exploring the possible, there is no one more serious about it than TheraDate.

From a New York Observer article:

For a recommended fee of one regular therapy session (an average of $150 in Manhattan), your therapist will present you as Bachelor or Bachelorette No. 1 in the 10-page survey, which is expected to take your doctor 45 minutes to fill out. Here is how you are being evaluated: What are your defense mechanisms? What are your personality factors? Are you argumentative? Are you dominant or submissive? What was your family environment like? Where do you fall in the birth order? How is your relationship with your mother and your father?

I am laughing my ass off here. If the Long Bets Foundation didn't have such a high ante ($1000) I'd be willing to formally stake that either Theradate would be out of business in ten years or that the first independent auditing of its results found them to be worse than individuals meeting each other without benefit of expert consultation.

(Via Metafilter)