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Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

This has made the rounds before, but I hadn't realized it's apparently regularly updated. Repeatedly laugh out loud funny. Don't miss it.

An especially frequent argument argument, however, is the result of Margret NOT STICKING TO THE DAMN ARGUMENT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark. It's fearsomely difficult to land a blow because by the time you've let fly with the logic she's not there anymore. A row about vacuuming gets shifted to the cost of a computer upgrade, from there to who got up early with the kids most this week and then to the greater interest rates of German banks via the noisome sexual keenness of some former girlfriend, those-are-hair-scissors-don't-use- them-for-paper and 'When was the last time you bought me flowers?' all in the space of about seven exchanges. "Arrrrrrgggh! What are we arguing about? Can you just decide what it is and stick to it?"

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